Stories & Rhymes

Here you will find a collection of stories and rhymes written by me.  Enjoy, and please check back again for more.

Felicity Fidget

Felicity Fidget was just that
A terrible Fidget wherever she sat
From picking her nose, to scratching her toes
She was worse than a wriggling cat!

Her behaviour was quite erratic
A new hat made her ecstatic 
First it was on, then it was gone
Which left her hair sticking up static

She was up, she was down
From being happy to a frown
The Princess of fidgets
Someone give her a crown!

She once went to a very big gig
Where she danced a merry jig
She got carried away, with a swish and a sway
And knocked off an old man’s wig!

The man was very forgiving 
In fact he looked somewhat spiffing 
Then from that day, he changed his way
And threw the old thing in the bin 
 
She then ran an egg and spoon race
Her limbs were all over the place
Then far from calm, she shot up her arm
And the egg went splat on her face!

Once in the bath tub she lay
Her feet both went astray
She stuck her toe in the gap, of the hot water tap
Where there it would permanently stay

The army were called
From the bath tub she was hauled
With a tug and a tease, her toe lifted with ease 
But the Sergeant was rather appalled!

She would flounder, twitch, twist and turn
It would even give her heartburn
Her scratching was the worst, people thought she was cursed
But a lesson she was about to learn

When she went to the fair with her mum
The worst was yet to come
She suddenly felt bare, but really didn’t care
That her knickers were stuck up her bum!

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A Hamster's Life

Although I’m cute and fluffy
With fur as soft as sand
I haven’t much a life
Stuck in a cage so stuffy

I like to play inside my wheel
Making lots of sound
Occasionally stopping for a rest
From spinning round and round
 
Lots of treats I love to eat
To fill my bulging tummy
From chocolate drops to bits of veg
Yummy yummy yummy!
 
I store my food inside my pouch 
And take it to my bed
So when I’m feeling hungry
I will easily be fed
 
When the morning finally comes
Its time to lay my head
And sleep until the evening
In my snug warm bed
 
But while everyone is sleeping
Having a good old dream
I’ll be back and raring to go
Doing the same routine!

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